Sometimes you just have to wake up and drive to the lake.
And when you're there belt out "Baby I'm an Anarchist" by Against Me! as loudly and as obnoxiously as you can.
Oh yeah, that's a little crack action for you/.
Why yes, I have had a child.
In the words of words of Ice Cube "Today it was a good day"
And yes I am violently sunburned. It hurts like HELL. I'm going back this weekend.